Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Lets get ready to rumble!!!

Today I had to take one of my clients to get a haircut. As we were leaving the apartment he farted. Now I'm not one for scatological humor but after he passed the wind he said, "oh, not that way out!!" How can you not fall in love with that? Well I found out how you can not love that. This same guy the day before threw papers across the room and then stormed out because his roommate looked at him wrong. He then ran back into the kitchen and took a, what I can only describe as, 19th century Irish Boxing pose. This was after I asked him to calm down. He then got this look in his eyes that conveyed the attitude, "you guys aren't even worth the fight." Now I've held the fact that this man is 70 years old and has no teeth to speak with for the sake of dramatic irony. He went to his room after "the episode." Later he was heard muttering to himself, "I'm not going to get mad no more."
This summer has been very busy. I have three jobs I' am working at right now that consume my days. I hope it will be worth it when I go to London. If you haven't heard I am taking my acting to London. I am going to be in a play there. It is through Utah State so it is not nearly as prestigious as it sounds but I'm still excited to be able to talk vaguely with people about my acting experiences in England in the hopes of making myself seem more important then I actually am.


Lisa Johnson said...

What the heck? You're going to England to act? Can I come along in your suitcase? And then I'll just catch a flight to Slovenija while I'm that close. I'm so happy to see you have a blog so now I can keep up with you and what's going on in your life. When do you leave for England? LUCKY! RADA TE IMAM!!!

whitney joy said...

The part of him muttering to himself is very tender to me. I don't think I could work where you work.